"It really works!" screams the advertisement, and to reinforce this message a heavily made-up blonde on the packaging hugs her good-as-new cashmere snugly around herself.
It works, yes. But it works very, very, very, very slowly. Think about the sort of speed that caused the Dee Estuary to silt up, or Hadrian's Wall to start crumbling, and you'll be somewhere near.
Guess what I have been doing today?
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